patrickpants

when my chest hurts and I cross eyes, I take a glove and dig in.
usually I pull out beans and rice, but sometimes there are ants in my cavity.
why do they crawl? where do they go?

the red light that stays on after you turn something off scared me as a child. I would look at it and say “stop looking at me.”

but it wouldn’t stop, it would only stare. and stare. and sometimes blink.

if I take a crystal and mate it with a water, does that mean I created a poison?

doing laundry is not so bad when it’s your own and you have no clothes.

sometimes I wonder what ringtones call-girls use.
it’s probably something obviously sexual, but what if it was something opposite?
like disney
or jem?