patrickpants

1,2,3,4
1,2,3
1,2,3,4,5
1,2
1,2,3
1
1
1,2
1,2,3,4
1
1,2,3,4,
5,6,7,8
1,2
1
1,2

line up the shots
because it’s a race
to see who can be the biggest disgrace
the vodka’s vanished without a trace
cuz we drank it all without making a face
smash your glass against the wall
then to the bar to drink some more
yes, we’re sorry that we robbed you right up
but you really oughta keep your security tighter
boob job, nose job, arse job, any job
in the bathroom anyone for a quick job?
zoo girl, ralph girl, FHM
same, same, same but different
rock guitars, with minibars
we got rumble and tumble and battle scars
if you can’t keep up we’re gonna burst your bubble
cuz we don’t stop til everybody’s in trouble

here we go now, no return
the trouble starts here…

oh jeez, I cannot believe that it is friday already! this week has gone by pretty fast.
I wonder why?

maybe it’s because my sleeping schedule is all messed up.
maybe it’s because I don’t have contact lenses.
maybe it’s because those bitches are tryin’ to front.

you’ll figure it out when they do the confetti! phweeeeeeee!
spaghetti—CONFETTI! exploding everywhere!

ＫＩＣＫＯＵＴ仮面！

so today is wednesday and I am worried, but not overly so, just slightly.
I don’t really know why, but it happens on occasion. perhaps it’s the fact that my friend is violently thrusting air into a basketball, or the other fact that I am wearing glasses today—nevertheless, today is wednesday.

his only worry is that it’s too bouncy, but I guess he’ll figure that out. now he is basketballing to my face.

another facebook targeted ad that results in an angry:

I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean!

“It’s all here for everyone” makes me wonder if it’s really all there for everyone.
I mean… is it really?

only the __________ knows.