patrick pants:
krissy!
don’t fast!
your body will go into starvation mode and then it will make you gain weight!!
and then what will you do??
everyone will be like
“poor krissy. she decided to fast and now look at her. she is like tyra banks.”
and then you won’t be able to do cartwheels
and all the birds will stop singing
and there will be a dragon
krissy krazy:
pat its from siddhartha
no worries
I am not actually doing that
I guess I am a liar
patrick pants:
and he will eat you
but spit you out because you fasted
and then you will turn into a mannequin
and anna wintour will be all like
“oh, this mannequin is so banal”
and she’ll put you in storage somewhere in kentucky
and while you’re in storage there, penguins will invade
and the social hierarchy of humans and animals will be upset
and you’ll be brought back to life with a magical clock
and you will try to do a cartwheel again
and it will be all for naught
because the penguins
they have guns
and laser beams
and knots
and the dragon, well
he’s on their side
so you have to think about it:
do you want to join the penguins;
or do you want to die?
and if you choose to go with the penguins
you’ll have to be a mannequin forever
but you won’t be able to die
because you aren’t alive
and this would mean that you wouldn’t exist anymore
and everyone would be like
how could this have happened?
and then there will be broccoli and the dinosaurs will come back
but through some freakish experiment
so they are really dinosaur zombies
and then you have a huge war between the dinosaurs
and the penguins
and you will still be a mannequin
and you will try to do something, but won’t be able to
the end.
krissy krazy:
why are you so crazy prazzz?