“grhaghhhghaghag!
INTO BATTLE!”
these are the battle cries you would hear if you were a knight from the 14th century. being a knight in the 14th century was hard, because many people just wanted to kill you, mindlessly.
nowadays, patrick has a grid knight. it’s a knight that was invited to bestow happiness to all of the mindless killing. but, however, grid knight became sad and was ignored, and has ultimately vanished.
what a sad story.
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dear diary,
today was a pretty nice day. I went to a festival with some friends, and ran into many people there. beforehand, my friend plucked my eyebrows and stylized my hair. the verdict was: lame!
I didn’t enjoy that.
anyway, the festival was pretty good, and I enjoyed myself today. I have to get to bed before 3am tonight, as I would very much like to play some dance-simulation games tomorrow. or possibly hit up the gym, mmm yeah! that would be nice
I do need a new mp3 player, though. my previous mp3 player has been lost, regrettably. I am very bad at keeping track of things. I should work on that.
don’t worry, life is still okay. I just have to get a haircut.
and that’s the end of that!
enjoy your day,
~with my sincere regard
パトリック•パンツ
Prepare for the dawn of a whole new era
An idea much larger than portable mascara
Shifting the tides like a wakeful chimera
Mindless drones will cry in the caldera
The beats so fresh like a brand new bike
You’ll wish for and ache for the new-wave spike
Cuz the robot warriors are a-breakin’ it down
And it’s not their fault you don’t know the noun
Just beat it out and cry in knots
Cuz the robot warriors are lots of robots
They know what it takes to bring it outside
Perhaps in you, they can force inside
…of the beatz!
I bought my own webdomain, please bookmark it!
http://www.patrickpants.com
enjoy! enjoy!!
are you enjoying it yet?
I sure am.