commentary by me :)
MISTAKE #1: Being
Too Much Of A “Nice Guy�
Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted “nice” guys? nope.
Of course you have. no, I haven’t.
Just like me, I’m sure you’ve had attractive female friends that always seemed to date “jerks”… but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU. well, that’s probably because we wouldn’t have any chemistry, ever.
What’s going on here? dragons!
It’s actually very simple…
Women don’t base their choices of men on how “nice” a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. whatever! kindness is hot!
And guess what? you’re a hooker?
Being nice doesn’t make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION. I had no idea women were magnets.
And being NICE doesn’t make a woman CHOOSE you. I guess if their shallow, being nice doesn’t mean anything. but like I said before, the nice guys and the kind ones are the most hottest.
I realize that this doesn’t make a lot of logical sense, and it’s hard to ACCEPT… but GET OVER IT. you, sir, are an idiot.
Until you accept this FACT and begin to act on it, you’ll NEVER have the success with women that you want. well, I don’t particularly want success with women.
MISTAKE #2: Trying To
“Convince Her To Like You”
What do most guys do when they meet a woman that they REALLY like… but she’s just notinterested? move on?
Right! They try to “convince” the woman to feel differently. that’s not what I said at all.
Well, I have news for you… YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE HOW A WOMAN “FEELS” WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION! well, duh, nobody is going to have a great relationship with someone if the whole thing is a lie.
Never, ever, EVER. grammar! yaaaaaaaaaay~~
You cannot CONVINCE a woman to feel differently about you with “logic and reasoning”. it depends on the person, am I right?
Think about it. k!
If a woman doesn’t “feel it” for you, how in the world do you expect to change that FEELING by being “reasonable” with her? by moving on to someone worth the time? this is such a stupid endorsement.
But we all do it. hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha. maybe you do it, because you are an old man that posts ads on college networking sites—like facebook.
When a woman just isn’t interested, we beg, plead, chase, and do our best to change her mind. chikaplz, only desperate wannabes would move to such unlawful acts.
Bad idea. One that will never work. because you will just turn into a stalker.
MISTAKE #3: Looking To Her
For Approval Or Permission
In our desire to please women (which we mistakenly think will make them like us), us guys are always doing things to get a woman’s “approval” or “permission”. I smell sex. ism.
Another HORRIBLE idea. sigh.
Women are NEVER attracted to the types of men who kiss up to them… EVER. that’s because kiss ups have low self esteem, and that’s not very attractive.
Don’t get me wrong here. 37?
You don’t have to treat women BADLY for them to like you. you’re just saying chivalry is dead.
But if you think that treating a woman well means “always getting her approval and permission for things”, think again. rude! you should always respect people.
You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get ANNOYED at men who seek their approval. actually, I know a lot of women that like to be consulted on many things whilest in a relationship.
Doubt me? Just ask any attractive woman if Wussy guys who chase her around and want her approval annoy her… wait… when did being a gentleman turn into being a wussy? and why are you such a douchebag to the underdog?
MISTAKE #4: Trying To “Buy� Her Affection With Food And Gifts
How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her REJECT you for someone who didn’t treat her even HALF as well as you did? you scared her, because you overwhelmed her. anyone would know that.
If you’re like me, then you’ve had it happen a LOT. thankfully, I’m not like you at all.
Well guess what? you’re going to shell out some “advice”?
It’s only NATURAL when this happens… 7-up natural.
That’s right, I said NATURAL. 7-up is now made with all natural flavors!
When you do these things, you send a clear message: “I’m desperate, please love me. I want to be loved because I am sitting by my locker wishing you would call me!”
“I don’t think you’ll like me for who I am, so I’m going to try to buy your attention and affection”. what. EVER! you are totally not a ladies’ man. you are just some jock who thinks he knows how to hook a brother up.
Your good intentions usually come across to women as over-compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation. That’s right, I said that women see this as MANIPULATION. funny that you mention manipulation here.
MISTAKE #5: Sharing
“How You Feel� Too Early In
The Relationship With Her
Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they “feel” too early on. well, dur. who says “I really, really like you and I think I’m falling in love with you” on the first date?
Attractive women are rare. rude! lots of people are attractive in their own right, and you just want a girl that’s got big breastses, junk in the trunk and fits into a size 2 gown. seriously, there’s many more things to consider than physical attraction. (but you shouldn’t count it out.)
And they get a LOT of attention from men. that’s because men are dogs.
Most men don’t realize this, but attractive women are being approached in one way or another ALL THE TIME. not all the time. that would be called “being stalked”.
An attractive woman is often approached several times a DAY by men who are interested. This translate into dozens of times per week, and often HUNDREDS of times per month. who are you talking about? jeez.
And guess what? you are stupid?
Attractive women have usually dated a LOT of men. no way!
That’s right. They have EXPERIENCE. something you seem to lack.
They know what to expect. unlike you.
And one thing that turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than just about anything is a guy who starts saying “You know, I really, REALLY like you” after one or two dates. I said that already, but that’s common knowledge.
This signals to the woman that you’re just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast… and can’t control themselves. you’re talking about insatiable lust or desperate burnouts. what a boring person.
Don’t do it. Lean back. Relax. drink a natural 7-up.
There’s a much better way… you can use a straw!
MISTAKE #6: Not “Getting� How Attraction Works For Women
Women are VERY different from men when it comes to ATTRACTION. oh boy, I can’t wait for this one.
You need to accept this fact, and deal with it. okay. boys are different than girls. gotcha.
When a man sees a beautiful, young, sexy woman, he INSTANTLY feels a sexual attraction. yes. always.
But does the same apply for women? yes. always.
Do women feel sexual attraction to men based mostly on looks? Or is something else going on? according to you, it’s about looks, being rude and having a shallow outlook.
Well, after studying this topic for over five full years now, I can tell you that women usually have their “attraction mechanisms” triggered by things OTHER than looks. hahahahahaha five years studying dates? and you’re shelling out this tripe? sounds like you need a lesson in the ways of being suave. ohhhhh yeaaaaaah.
Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more average and unattractive men with beautiful women than the other way around? not really. it depends on the women. everyone has beauty in their own right, though there are a lot of stipulated “hotties” that are particularly dense.
Think about it. you are craving a 7-up with all natural flavors. only 15 tsp of sugar in a 20oz bottle!
Women are more attracted to certain qualities in men… and they’re attracted to the way a man makes them FEEL than they are to looks alone. well, are you talking about the way the FEEL, like, like sexually FEEL, or like, like emotionally FEEL?
If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman. hahahahahahahahahahaha. take notes on this licey.
But it’s not an accident. You have to LEARN how to do this. five years of learning, to be exact.
And ANY guy can learn how… even an old man that is lame and has cliché and ridiculous advice. what a lamer.
MISTAKE #7: Thinking That It
Takes Money And Looks
One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they’ve even gotten started… because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money… or guys who are a certain height… or guys who are a certain age. certain types of guys definitely have a certain advantage, you can deny it, mr. old.
And sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things. yes.
But MOST women are far more interested in a man’s personality than his wallet or his looks. personality can be pretty shallow though, lots of people have personalities that are completely in contrast with their individuality. grah.
There are personality traits that attract women like a magnet… being outgoing, right? or something cliché? kindness should be a personality trait that is a magnet, mmmmm yeah!
And if you learn what they are and how to use them, YOU can be one of these guys. which guys?
YOU DO NOT have to “settle” for a woman just because you aren’t rich, tall, or handsome. what?
Let me say this again: If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman. please stop talking.
MISTAKE #8: Giving Away
All Of Your Power To Women
Earlier I mentioned that it’s a mistake to look to a woman for approval or permission. I am rolling my eyes. it hurts.
Well, another similar tactic that a lot of guys use is GIVING AWAY THEIR POWER to women. this is called being “whipped.” it’s also very stupid to think that relinquishing power on certain matters of importance make one “whipped.” but society moves on.
Said differently, guys try to get women to like them by doing whatever the woman wants. not all guys. some women like guys because they are insecure and feel the need to change them.
Another bad idea… !!
Women are NEVER attracted to men that they can walk all over… Women aren’t attracted to Wussies! they are attractive to men that wear wife-beaters and aren’t whipped. also, they are attracted to men with personalities. also, they are attracted to not super hot sexy men. also, you can’t feel the rings.
MISTAKE #9: Not Knowing
EXACTLY What To Do In Each
Type Of Situation With Women
Now I’m going to blow your mind… hahahahahaha
A woman ALWAYS knows what you’re thinking. not true. girls ask me questions all the time about what men are thinking.
Women are approximately TEN TIMES better than men at reading body language. That’s ten TIMES. sad.
I know, it might be hard to believe. But for example, if you’re out on a date with a woman, and you want to kiss her, she knows it. and where do gay men fit into this? do they just fumble around and guess when to kiss and hope for the best? seriously.
And if you don’t know exactly what to do and exactly HOW to kiss her, and you just sit there looking at her and getting nervous, she won’t help! well, duh. if you don’t make a move, you’re probably wasting your time.
And this goes for ALL aspects of women and dating… like asking for a fresh can of natural 7-up!
Approaching a woman, getting her number, asking her out, kissing her, getting physical… everything. everything!
If you don’t know what to do in each situation, you will probably screw it up… and LOSE EVERYTHING. LOSE EVERYTHING! even your home, and especially your dignity.
And you KNOW it. but the women know it, too. they’re apparently omniscient.
It is VITALLY important that you know EXACTLY how to go from one step to the next with a woman… from the first meeting, all the way to the bedroom. ooh-la-la. the bedroom. I knew there’d be something about sexy results in here.
MISTAKE #10: Not Getting HELP
This is the biggest mistake of all. buy his book!
This is the mistake that keeps most men from EVER having the kind of success with women that they truly want. it’s the only way you will get help!
I know, guys don’t like to make themselves look weak or helpless. We don’t like to ask for help. we’re macho men! macho, macho men!
Hey, I’ve been there myself. he is only an old clueless man, after all.
Let me tell you a little about me and how I figured out how to be successful with women… you’re successful with women? sad!
About five years ago I became fed up with the fact that I didn’t know how to approach, meet, and get dates with women that I was attracted to. and then…
It frustrated the hell out of me. I can imagine.
One night I was out with a friend, and I saw a woman I wanted to ask out, but I just couldn’t get up the nerve to do it. I can still remember that night… right on the spot I made the decision to do whatever it took to learn how to be successful with women and dating. RIGHT ON THE SPOT ladies and gentlemen.
Well, after a lot of hard work and trying all kinds of crazy things, I finally figured it all out. go for the shallow ones!
I can now approach just about any woman and get her number almost instantly. I’ve dated models, I’ve dated actresses, and I’ve dated nice, normal, regular girls as well. riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
It has been a very rewarding experience. I no longer feel that sick, insecure feeling… like I don’t know how to meet women… and I might wind up alone. I’m pretty sure you’re going to wind up alone, eventually.
I know that anytime, anywhere, I can go out and meet attractive women. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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