patrickpants

this one time, I was at the park by my house, and I decided it would be cool to practice sword fighting with a broomstick. so I was swinging the “sword” around, pretending to fight hundreds of baddies, when the broom part of the broomstick flew off and hit a tree. it was dark, so I couldn’t find it, and my mom still doesn’t know what happened to that broom.

I just ate pizza from pizza hut. it was okay at first, but then I realized that it wasn’t really okay.

here’s a diagram of my experience:

aside from that, today was pretty good.

I am posting from vicious licyeus’ (some may know him as ‘andrew’… a common misunderstanding) laptop, and the screen is super ultra wide. really, it’s awkward.

and the keys aren’t super responsive. if I were to use this to type a paper, there would be many missing letters.

for example: te quck brown fox jums over the big laz dog—a sentence that I have not gone back and edited.

anyway, I am going to ichiban sushi tonight and I will order a pink power roll. and maybe a vegas roll.

mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm.

I loves me that siracha hot sauce