patrickpants

so, these are the characters for my game! it’s pretty awesome.

I have the game split into two different types of levels: visual and logical.

the story is that the color is gone (stolen by fault wearing the devil pants), and the magic pants must save the game.
I mean day.

characters:

beatman! he’s the king of the beat, and isn’t going to help you unless the pants prove that they can groooove.

dragon! he’s a dragon that breathes icy fresh breath, and enjoys sipping a cosmo. not the nicest due to his hidden shyness, but he’ll befriend the pants if they can find him some gum.

mallory is a duck that doesn’t think very highly of the pants. he uses big words, but is rather bombastic. correcting his grammar might earn the pants some points, and if the pants can beat him word games, he might help them out.

the pants! they are the main character in this game. sad with the loss of their beautiful colorful world, they set on a journey to restore order! the pants love belts and eating lemons. sometimes, it can use the belts and lemons as weapons!

I’m pretty sure we all know who this is! sometimes he wears the pants, and can command a legion of hoboes.

susan is a girl that is afraid of the sun every since it got angry and attacked her. she lives underground, and loves to search for miscellanea. if you find her some crap, she might give you a helping hand from down under.

fault is the theif of the color, without it, he can command shades of gray to attack and control the world! the pants must stop him at any cost, especially since the pants fault is wearing are very très cliché.

what are these!~?

I am sitting on the floor of the TRAX, and it’s not as eventful as I’d hoped. perhaps if I had a magical nightstick, it would be an entirely different story, but alas, I do not. oh well.
well, well, well.
ohhhhhhhh well.

I look like harry potter in these damned glasses. I’m sitting by the “USE ANOTHER DOOR” door, and people keep on trying to press the button, and then become sad, quickly. and then they read, and dash off. one was angry as a duckling without supper. I was slightly frightened.

my wallpaper has pants on it. they are growing from a tree which also happens to have lemons. lemons are pretty cool. it even has a trapezoid (half of my favorite shape!) at the bottom, saying “When Life Gives You LemOns,” where the ‘O’ is a lemon slice. good job erin, even after 8 months, the wallpaper rocks.

many people are on the train, it is like I am on a train that hosts the high school prom, except there’s less drama and there’s old people, and nobody is dressed nicely (except me, of course. but nobody will catch up to my style for another couple of seasons)

d   :O
this crazy lady keeps staring at me. it reminds me of that time that I working at the laundromat, and some crazy lady kept on looking at me for like 2 hours, and then would always look away when I noticed, and I was kinda really weirded out, and then she was still there even when I started mopping. I noticed that she had her stuff all ready to go, but before she left she said “thank you so much!” to which I replied “nprblm” and then there was an awkward silence while she stared at me. I just started mopping and then she left after a minute.

I keep on looking out the door whenever we stop and point at the “USE ANOTHER DOOR” sticker to the people who want to get in. damn it! I’ve become a tool of the man! well no more, fuck pointing at the stickers. the man can point at them instead.
how do you like that, the man?
that’s what I thought.

betch.

this is for those who are sad that my computer died with my stepfiles-I’m going to do once a week updates with a song that I recently made, and allow them to be available for download.

the first song in the line-up is:

delight – teranoid&MC.Natsack

bpm: 170.00
Singles: 2/3/5/8 || Doubles: 3/6/9

enjoy!~

for those that don’t play DDR, check out this cool website.

well, I saw beowulf today. it was rather true to the story, and so I thought it was pretty cool. visually though, I hated it. from the digitized man-ass to the virtual clothing, I found it very disappointing. at least I got to see the cloverfield trailer.

yes, that’s right. I’m caught up in the JJ Abram’s marketing campaign for some monster movie about death and slusho. mmmm, slusho.

it’s just so curious looking. I enjoy the campaign because it’s awesome and probably irrelevant to the movie aside from providing a background story. but cool nonetheless.

somebody mentioned lonelygirl15 a while back (read: two hours ago) and I wasn’t sure what they were talking about, until I did some research. apparently she’s this crazy girl that was made up by some drunken company on youtube to promote a series of videoblogs that aren’t even real at all and therefore, totally LAME. I was like, what the crap is going on, but she had a lot of fans, even though she was just a stupid girl that wasn’t real.

I’m on the train, and there are christmas lights everywhere. it’s disappointing because it’s not even CLOSE to december. there’s another week left of november. fuck finals.

I went shopping today, it was pretty cool. I was like “oooooohhhhh man!” and bought some clothes. I bought new pants that are kinda weird and try to fall off of my backside when I play DDR. perhaps I should get a belt. I also bought some sweet shirts. one is a super mario galaxy shirt with super bee mario! bzzzzzzzzzzz
but seriously, it’s totally sweet.
I bought this other shirt that has sunglasses and a mustache on it, and talks about mustache rides. I don’t know what they are, but according to my shirt, they are only 25¢ (damn, that’s a sweet symbol.) it’s really, really blue. which is awesome. blue is a cool color.

if you point out the pun, I will kill you with my spotlight.

I also bought a jacket that has a bunch of super mario characters on it, but I have to find pants that go with it. it’s very 90’s looking, which is sweet.

I need to get a drawing program for this computer, because I can’t draw anything, and that makes me slightly sad. like a sad panda. there’s some movie coming out about a panda called like “punch now panda” or something, and they use “awesomeness” in the tagline. awesomeness isn’t a word, but pandas are cool, so I might consider seeing it. also, I have a shirt with a panda on it.

today I’m just chillin’ at the library, watching all the crazy people take pictures of the elevators and then ride the elevators and then leave. it is not an unusual occurrence but still, I mean, seriously. how many things could you do instead of say “oh boy, I went to the library and then took a picture of the elevator and then rode the elevator, it was sweet.”

actually, that sounds like a pretty cool feat. I take back my previous statement. but still, I do enjoy sitting down in a chair and drinking a soda every now and then. it is a very satisfying, quantifying and pacifying experience. how? well, it satisfies my thirst, it quantifies my satisfaction, and pacifies my quantified satisfaction. mmmmm hmmmmm.

sometimes, I wish I could drop it like it’s hot. everytime I try, I end up just dropping my cell phone or my mp3 player, or my wallet. it’s sad, really. perhaps I should stop trying. but quitters never win. unless it’s smoking. you always win when you quit smoking. and killing people. quitting killing people is a pretty good thing. unless you’re Spawn, then you’re just fucked. cuz like, hell will eat you, or something.

well, considering this table is wobbly as a plate on a pinecone, I’m going to move to a more comfortable position. bye-bye.