patrickpants

I was 2 hours late to work today because life sucks and now I’m missing my backpack and my shirt is stained.

also; I’m coming down with a cold. I can’t breathe through my nose and I want to take out my contact lenses as soon as possible.
fugk.

I was really bored in my classes/hyper/didn’t get enough sleep.

here’s the result:

And this one I found in my notebook. I’m pretty sure it’s a Jessie-doodle.

I think that this is going to be a long week. It’s only Wednesday, and I’m tired as a sloth in hibernation.
Even though I don’t think sloths hibernate. That just proves my point.

Anyway, I seem to be working extreme! lately. extreme! is a new adjective, unlike any other, for those who are curiousing. When you find something pretty intense you can simply just type extreme! or even write it out with a pencil or stencil machine. No matter the case, extreme! is a pretty great adjective. Take a look at a sentence exploring its capabilities:

A: Dude, I just saw the new movie about skateboarding it was tight like a your mom.
B: Yeah, well I just saw your mom’s box and it was extreme!

A: Dear diary, I am so emotionally attached to this song by Fallout Boy, they are like the best artists ever. I can’t believe that they know exactly how to express my deepest emotions in music, it is just so awesome and makes me cry because my soul is black and broken and so is there’s and I just love the music it’s like just the best ever!
B: The level of disgust you just arose from me is extreme! man. Please don’t read your diary aloud on the bus.
A: Pokemon!
B: extreme!

Though, it is possible to misuse the flexible adjective:

A: Let’s play some Dance Dance Revolution!
B: extreme!
A: Well, actually I kinda wanna play 5th Mix.
B: extreme!
A: No, 5th Mix.
B: 5th Mix is extreme!
A: What the hell are you talking about?
C enters from stage left and slaps both A and B.
A: Dude, 4-wheeling is so extreme!
B: It’s about as extreme! as ABBA.
C: Your mamma.
B: Word.
A: extreme!

Indeed.

Today is Monday. That’s right.
In español, that would be “lunes.” As in “hoy es lunes, mi pantalones!~”
Indeed. Pants.

It seems that tonight is a night of whimsy and wonder: there’s a complete lunar eclipse!

Too bad I’m working and won’t be able to enjoy it’s wondrous dragon-type interface. If only there was a way for me to be cartwheel out of here with the intention of getting paid for doing so-then I’d be making the big bucks.
The big bucks, indeed.

wondrous.
acknowledgment.
judgment.

sherbet.

I’m going to get back to work before I get angry again.

Totally QooLes.