patrickpants

so today, I was on the TRAX, because I was going to the gym, and then I realized I didn’t have my bus pass!

“oh no!” I thought, “whatever will I do if a policeman comes aboard and asks for my proof of fare payment!?” I looked around uneasily at the fellow riders, anticipating the worst.

“only one more stop!” I thought, beads of scared rolling on my forehead. “I can make it! I can make it!” then BING BANG DINGA RINGA DONG! a policeman boards the train.

“shitshitshitshitshitshitshit” I mumbled as he walked to check bus fares.

he goes to a seat right in front of me and stops, talking to some hobo. I look over and notice that he’s taking the man’s 2liter of sprite, and pointing angrily. maybe I shouldn’t be listening to ghostbusters right now…

the hobo stands up angrily and attempts to get his sprite bottle back, probably because it was full of alcohol. to my luck, the ordeal left the policeman skipping me and leaving the station with the hobo. sweet.

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