patrickpants

I just want to go to Smith’s.

why don’t you just extricate me already.

there are eight-foot-tall-sunflowers in front of my house that get attacked by bees.

it is as if Sunshine and Bumblee were remixied by ZiGZaG.

*shudder*

Melissa is the only one who comments. Ever.

I found this seven colors chakra on the ground and then I ate it and it was like the sparkle berries and it maded the purple berries and then I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me and then there was hula hoops hangin’ on the dancefloor with Kylie Minogue and she was like “I’m burnin’ up” and I was like “nuh-uh Cammy, that’s not gonna work with me” and then she turned into a table that was a card table but it wasn’t unfolded so I thought it was a plank and I tried to make a pirate walk on it but then it unfolded and ate him and I saw it it was pretty amazing there was the color of the rainbow trout and that is what happens when you eat the seven colors chakra that you find on the floor.