patrickpants

I am worried about my room mate.

What will he think of me?

“Hello, my name is Tommy, but I go by Patrick because I am named after a turkey. I play a dance simulation game competitively and am an aficionado of Jenny Rom. My favorite food is Lean Pockets ULTRA and my birthday last year was 6/6/06.”

He’ll be like “holy crap, wtf…” *looks at me, then my yugioh poster, then my yugioh blanket, then my batman and robin pillow, then my pocahantas pillow, then my pokemon poster, then my WEBER STATE DDR TOURNAMENT board, then back to my power rangers shirt.*

eep.

I don’t even know what to say. I was supposed to sleep, but then I never did and now I have to wake up in 5 hours to go to the dentist, probably to come home and sleep again.

You know the reason behind this.

I think we all do.

It’s because of those mice. Y’know, the advertising mice. Corporations grab them and alter them to be trained so that they come into your house and when you are sleeping, they come whisper the names of products they endorse, subliminally forcing you to have an interest in those brands.

That’s why I can’t sleep. They’ll just come and speak to me. I can’t have that.

I know for a fact because I woke up and a mouse was whispering to me. I looked it in the eye and said “no way mouse, I don’t want to buy an iPod. Why don’t you advertise for some Gouda instead. That’d be cool.” and the mouse was like “iPod now compatible with iTrip™ and which is Lindsay Lohan™? Guess right and you could* win a free iPod Nano!”

Grahgahg. I caught him though, he is my pet mouse. I named him algernon and is its fun to play with him cos he is my frend.

I hate financial aid when it doesn’t work.

My STATS:

I don’t understand why Sherbet has been mispronounced as “Sherbert” to such a heavy extent that the dictionary includes the latter term in it’s definition of acceptable pronunciations. Where does the unnecessary “ur” sound come from?

Sherbet.
Sherbet Sherbet Sherbet.

It is puzzling.

I mean come on, Sher-BERT? Like Bert? From Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street?

I am consistantly delaying the comic; but not due to laziness. This has been one of the hardest comics I have ever encountered to write/draw due to my lack in understanding how to leave the situations humorous while keeping the characters unscathed.

If someone is offended, I hope they realize it is not meant to be that way.

Now, to eat some Raspberry Sherbet.

it’s nice outside.