patrickpants

I feel violated.

She’s not! Why do you all think that she is?! I am aggravated at this!

Today I went to the store to buy peaches. I wanted to make peach pie!

As I was shopping though, I noticed that I didn’t know how to make peach pie, nor did I know how to determine what peaches to choose. Did I want the firm peaches, or did I want the soft ones? I didn’t know so I went to the canned food aisle and bought a can of peaches instead.

I ended up eating the peaches out of the can, since, as previously stated, I do not know how to turn the peaches into pie. Martha Stewart does, but I am not her, so I lack the knowledge of she.

Yesterday was awesome.

Today I scan random drawings.

i am.