patrickpants

edited in hopes to cease future sparring.

I tried to fly a kite today. I really did. It just would not get off the ground! Damn all-a-dollar brand kites and their not being so aerodynamic as they suggest.

I will buy a better, more efficient kite tomorrow, get it into the air, and have myself a grand time.

was fun, though I didn’t get to fly a kite, so it was not as great as it could have been.

It’s not the first day of spring.

If it was the first day of spring,

There would be rollerblades, not jackets

It’s not the first day of spring.

There was no satisfaction today.

As a matter of fact, today was negative satisfaction.

I must fly ten kites in two days to make up for this.

Today was not a good day. It hardly qualifies a regular Thursday, albeit SPRING BREAK ‘06 THURSDAY WOAHOOO!.

Everyone just sat around doing nothing on this milestone meant for fun/relaxation/happiness.
Sitting apathetically as the meaning of Spring Break drifted away and the feeling of boredom wafted upon us was depressing.
I demand luster and satisfaction from Friday of Spring Break. Tomorrow is forced to make up for the premature ejaculation that was today.

dammit, this is meant for yesterday, March 16th.