patrickpants

I would like to slap the conceptual artist who coined the term “dark matter” since it infers we are living in “bright matter”, which would make being pessimistic annoyingly hard for some of us.

I am having a nice day today. I found a penny on the floor and since it was obviously lucky, picked it up and gave it to a hobo guy. In fact, this is the same hobo guy that I’ve been giving money to for about a month now. Randomly he’ll show up and ask for money to buy his family a pizza since he has no food stamps. For a month.

Anyway, I give him change. Once I gave him $5.

In nickels.

Today is Wednesday, one more day of class left! Only thing left for me to do is to come up with a way for me to somehow pass classes that I haven’t been to 50% of the time, so it will work out. I think.

Damn I wish I was a Power Ranger. I could morph and do my studies and be a good example for other people and then it would be awesome. I would be the orange ranger because that would be the awesome. Yes. The awesome. I would have a Hailberd or maybe a crazy sword from a popular MMORPG, like the Mysteltainn or Executioner.

Well, I should upload the comic sometime. I need to get on that.

WOOT UPDATE>!>@!!!

So I was going to park in the 45° parking lot but I don’t have a car, so I didn’t.

I am very excited for DDR SuperNOVA. Fascination MaxX is a great sounding song (so much better than MAX.) and I want to be the first person to beat it in Utah. Yeah, that’s right. I want to be the first person to beat it in Utah.

Utah Utah Utah.

yay my site is poplar like poplar toast.

So today I woke up and caught the bus and then I realized I forgot my wallet but the bus driver was understanding and tried to arrest me and I had to run away from her and then I had to dodge the fuzz because they’re always on my case and I drink soda with straws.

Best run on sentence ever.